Things that are the color purple Pt.2

1.      The color purple.
 
 
 
2. this AMAZING purple lightning bolt
3. Old people’s hair.
4. The word purple, kind of a freaky word isn’t it? Sounds a word someone would say if they were drowning.
5…..Did you actually think today’s blog was going to be about things that were the color purple? C’mon people, I’m writing a blog, [...]

Things that are the color purple Pt.1

I know the title says that today’s subject is things that are the color purple. I know I mentioned on the last post that I was going to do so but something unexpected has happened and plans changed. Don’t worry, I WILL talk about things that are the color purple next time we meet. I [...]

Putting the nts’ in condiments

Wow, that last post was really fucking rad, am I right? Am I right? I’m goddamn* right! Today we have a very special guest writer who’s going to tell us all about that celestial sauce we all love, Mayoketchup™. He’s a Mayoketchup™ historian and aficionado as well. We’re talking of course about Mr. “ catsupnaise [...]

Druggie Art Institute of Puerto Rico: A center for the advancement of palm tree ornaments mand such

            Hello and welcome to the first official piece of S.H.I.T. you will ever lay eyes on. Today’s subject will be the D.A.I.P.R., no stranger to any of our refined and timely mannered selection of readers.* To those of you unfamiliar with the D.A.I.P.R., ask yourselves, who makes all those wonderful palm tree crickets and [...]

I put the hate in hatred!(not like I’ll hit you type of hate, just the good kind)

              
             As you will probably find out very soon*, I get easily irritated by a lot of normal, common and human things. May range from purple crayons, leather belts and paper bags to ways of breathing, you know, things of that nature. I don’t really know w.w.w.² it all started but I’ve become a [...]

Words, they are so wordy!

I get increasingly irritated by the number of “pollitically correct” terms that arise each day because some prick or prickette got ofended. Here are a few new ones:
List of the politically correct terms for furniture and stuff
Before-Black Stapler      After-African American Stapler
Before-Ottoman            After-Ottoperson
Before-Lazyboy             After-Lazyperson
Before-On the job BJ     After-Secretary
Please people, words are words and you are what you are….
First [...]