Another stab at the old viral voodoo doll

Time Warner Cable is giving viral a try. A coule of days ago they launched their viral application in hopes of getting a response. It basically consists of an E! True Hollywood story type of story in which the user can create his own by choosing a photo, writing up (or recording) some dialogue.  The [...]

Man sues Mars Candy Corporation

A man from Orlando, Florida has just filed a lawsuit against the Mars Candy Corporation  for false and misleading advertising. Harvey Smythe, a 32 year old correctional facility nurse filed his complaint yesterday after he bought a bag of chocolate M&M’s. Mr. Smythe opened his bag and started eating his delicious candy coated chocolate discs [...]

Cállate la boca morón!

El rapero puertorriqueño sietenueve 79 acaba de lanzar a la calle un sencillo titulado Quedate callao, la cual hace referencia al “cantante” de “música” regageton Daddy Yankee y su respaldo al candidato a la presidencia por E.U. de Jonh “Fuckface” McCain. Me parece como una muy buena canción (como siempre lo [...]

Hannah Montana commits suicide

Hollywood, CA (8/22/08 )

Miley Cyrus, known for her succesful Disney Channel show Hannah Montana, was found in a hotel room half dead next to a bottle of sleeping pills.  She was found by one of her bodyguards, on the floor passed out. Miley has been the target of recent controversial photos that have been circulating [...]

De huevos y huevones…

Dejénme explicarles una cosita antes de comenzar con este post. Yo soy la persona menos “politically inclined” que existe en este sistema solar. A mi literalmente me importa 3, a veces hasta 5, carajos quien coño este postulado, corriendo, perdiendo, ganando, acusado de robarle la cartera a la mai del contricante mientras hechaba una cagada [...]

Bush taps some ass

Trip to Beijing – $2,000
Hotel in Beijing – $5,000
Tapping some ass – Priceless
Being president has it’s perks…

Scientists discover amazing fact: A kick in the nuts will hurt 100% of the times

After ten years of grueling and intense research scientists at the D.U.H.( Department of United Health) finally shed some light on one of the most enigmatic questions that has plagued mankind for centuries. Will a kick in the nuts hurt everytime you get kicked? Kicks in the nuts were first studied by the German Nuttologist [...]

Ozzy Osbourne gets a facelift and some botox

It appears like The Motherfucking Prince of Darkness has given into the pressures of looking young and participating in reality TV.

Jumping Giga Watts!

We all loved the Back to the Future movies for it’s super funky characters(Doc Brown for example) and for it’s neat gadgets. Recently Nike released a very limited edition of the sneakers that Marty McFly wore on the movie. Going with the flow of this recent Back to the Future hype check out what’s up [...]

Dark Knight: The Original Joker Revealed

The Joker has had many faces, but until now, the identity of the Original Joker has never been revealed. Here is  the Original Joker and the reason for Nicholson’s and Ledger’s success portraying the character. This is the source of inspiration from which Tim Burton got his idea for Batman. You are about to go [...]