1. The color purple.
2. this AMAZING purple lightning bolt
3. Old people’s hair.
4. The word purple, kind of a freaky word isn’t it? Sounds a word someone would say if they were drowning.
5…..Did you actually think today’s blog was going to be about things that were the color purple? C’mon people, I’m writing a blog, I’m not a rocket scientist! This is not the Discovery Channel. You waited for 2 days for your encounter with literature on purple objects and you got nothing. Serves you right, wasting your time waiting for purple S.H.I.T. Now you know, you gotta be smarter next time you start reading someone’s blog. Stay tuned for our next post, it’s gonna be a doozy!!!