I am the original founder and creator of Wal-Mart and a ex member of the 80’s new wave band A Flock of Seagulls. I currently live in a spacious bed and breakfast studio apartment, because i can literally cook breakfast while still in bed. I have more pairs of sneakers than i have underwear, since i don’t wear any. My dream is to see a midget riding a great dane. Um that’s me in a nutshell, well actually no, i’m allergic to nuts…maybe that’s why i’m not gay ehem’….